Leap Day Bonus Weird Al - AKA: The Story Of MOST Of The Women In My Life
But #3 on the list worked out pretty good...
The random wanderings of the brain of a 44 y/o Red-blooded, White-skinned, Blue-streak cussing, Politically-Incorrect and Proud Of It American Son Of A Sailor. Blogging from my super-secret base of operations at Camp Forger.
Friendly 'worms' could spread software fixes...
Microsoft researchers are hoping to use "information epidemics" to distribute software patches more efficiently.
Software worms spread by self-replicating. After infecting one computer they probe others to find new hosts. Most existing worms randomly probe computers when looking for new hosts to infect, but that is inefficient, says Vojnović, because they waste time exploring groups or "subnets" of computers that contain few uninfected hosts.
"The Washington Post ran a contest which you had to write a two line poem with the first line romantic and the second line as unromantic as the first line was romantic.
Example of some of the entries:
I see your face when I am dreaming.
That's why I always wake up screaming.
I want to feel your sweet embrace.
But don't take the paper bag off of your face."
"I can't express my feelings with candy hearts
Can't find one that says "sorry for the anal warts"
I love you more now than the day we were wed
So when in the fuck are you gonna give me head?"
"A boy walks into his parent's room and sees his father fucking his mother in the ass. The dad laughs at him and says, "Now get the fuck outta here".
The next night, the father walks into the son's room and catches him fucking his grandmother up the ass. The son says, "Yeah, it's not so funny when it's your mother..."
Central Florida Firefighters Save Dogs With Mouth-To-Mouth CPR
Kissimmee firefighters on Tuesday revived several dogs by performing cardiopulmonary resuscitation on the animals, which were rescued from a structure fire.
According to Kissimee fire officials, Gary Letour and other firefighters responded to the fire at 401 S. Clyde Ave. at about 2 p.m.
The fire was contained to the laundry room of the home, but heat and smoke filled an upstairs apartment, where the animals were discovered.
The dogs were taken to an area animal hospital for observation. A cat was killed in the fire.
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Minutes after taking the Pledge of Allegiance, new American citizens are urged to register as voters by Democratic activists who see them as natural party supporters who could hold the key to the 2008 election.
But with increasing illegal immigration threatening the economy and security of the United States, many legal immigrants anxious to uphold the laws of their adopted country are moving towards the more hard-line immigration stance of Republicans.
Even in California’s Democratic-controlled San Diego, sizeable numbers of America’s newly-minted potential voters said that illegal immigrants should be penalised rather than given an easy route to citizenship as most Democrats advocate.
“For a long time, immigration was OK,” said Sara Wright, 49, a seamstress from Mexico who arrived in the US legally in 1986.
“But now, no more. A lot of really bad people come from Mexico and commit crimes.
“People are coming in and having two, three, four babies and going on welfare. Some are making money here and spending it back in Mexico.
"That’s not right. They should go back to Mexico and get a permit.”
Mrs Wright, whose American-born husband Ed served in the US Navy, was one of 1,591 people from 89 countries who became citizens at a ceremony in San Diego’s Golden Hall on Tuesday.
Nearly two thirds of them were from Mexico, whose border is just 17 miles from the city.
During the 40-minute ceremony, performed by a judge, the new citizens waved American flags, sang “America the Beautiful” and raised their rights hands as they repeated the oath to “abjure all allegiance and fidelity to any foreign prince, potentate, state, or sovereignty” of another nation.