29 November 2007

A Christmas Tune For Folks South Of The Border...

...The Missouri / Arkansas border, that is.

23 November 2007

33 Capitalistic, Profiteering, Money-Grubbing Days 'Til Christmas

So, let's get this shit started off on the right notes....

Thank you, Thank you very much...

Or, with pork fat flavor for my muslim friends...

12 November 2007

Monday Motivation



11 November 2007

Thank You All

At 11:00 AM on the 11th day of the 11th month of 1918, the guns on the Western Front fell silent. The costliest war in human history to that point was over. Men who just a few moments ago would have killed each other cautiously stood in their trenches and entered no mans land. The War to End All Wars was over.

Thus eventually began the holiday of Armistice Day, to commemorate the service of all the Dough Boys, Marines and Sailors who had fought in WWI. After the hopeful optimism that war itself had ended was proven to be false in 1939-45, and again in 1950-53, the holiday was changed to Veterans Day to remember all who have ever served our nation. Our Canadian brethren celebrate November 11th as Remembrance Day, their version of our Memorial Day.

While Memorial Day is to honor those warriors who have paid the last full measure of devotion, today is for the living. Today we honor all those who have worn the uniform.

- LC 0311 crunchie I.M.H.

10 November 2007

"You Wanted For The Best, And You Got This Shit. The Lamest Band In The Land, Max Suckage And All Thumbs !!!"

Yep, that's right. I started a band. That's me in the middle.

Went out and picked up a $85 PS2 at the hock shop and Guitar Hero III at Wally World today.

This shit is like crack...

Rock on, Dudes.

08 November 2007

I Gotta Get Me One Of These...

AA-12 Assault Shotgun - 300 RPM of 12 ga. Whup-Ass.

Somebody with Mad Mod Skillz needs to work this into a TF2 mod to replace some of the balls the developers cut off most all of the classes to make their faggot-ass spy and soldier faves more survivable...

Invisibility, my hairy ass... Learn how to play, pussy.

04 November 2007

Improving Perfection

Chicken Fried Bacon, What could possibly be wrong with that??

02 November 2007

Sometimes, Jury Duty Doesn't Suck, Or, My Ass Can Kick Your Ass

Man, am I in the WRONG line of work...

A Bulgarian woman and a Romanian man have the world's best-looking bottoms, according to the jury of a backside beauty contest sponsored by a lingerie firm, a company spokeswoman said Thursday.

Beyond a 10,000-euro (14,400-dollar) cash prize, Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modelling contract for the company's next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury.

Some 15,000 people from 29 countries responded to a call by the European company Triumph to post photos of their backsides on the Internet three months ago.

If you wanna see The Best Male Ass, y'all can Google up that shit for yourselves...

...a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury.

What if they lose their ass in a poker game???