16 June 2006


(This is from a post over at www.nicedoggie.net/ about some ignorant fuck who thinks they're some sort of super-human, hyper-intellegent, untouchable ass-holey-er than thou type who has threatened a blogger and his family. The post mentioned this week's verdict in the Andrea Yates case in Texas, and that was the match that lit the fuse that generated this reply...)


Not guilty of drowning her five kids with her bare hands in a fucking bathtub by reason of insanity due to post-partum depression??? BULLSHIT!!! KILL HER!!!

You want post-partum depression, you foul sow?? Try going to your baby girl’s funeral while recovering from the emergency C-section you underwent after they couldn’t find her heartbeat on the fetal monitor after 12 hours of labor, you worthless piece of fucking pig-shit.

I am a 42 y/o MAN, former Military Policeman, paramedic who worked the worst areas of St. Louis and Memphis (two cities that are always close to the top of the “cities with the higest murder rates” list), with balls big enough to fill a dump truck and watching my wife having to go through that three times gave ME post-partum depression.

I’m not a betting man, but I’d put money on the rest of the kids were screaming something to the effect of “Please Mommy, don’t kill me!!” and that the bitch had to chase them down and drag them kicking and screaming to the tub… KILL THE MURDERING BITCH!!!

And the icing on the cake is her pond scum ex-husband on TV talking about when he visits and they like to “reminisce” about the kids and what they could have been, while the look on his face says, “The book and Movie of the Week deals are gonna be rolling in… CHA-CHING$$”

The only time I’m thankful that I’m a poor country boy is because I can’t afford to replace my TV everytime I want to blow a .45 inch hole in it when I hear stories like this or what’s-her-name who strapped her kids in the car and rolled it into a lake, or about welfare crack-ho brood-sows w/ a half-dozen hellspawn government check generators that leave their kids home alone in a hellhole neighborhood w/ the 6 year old in charge while they go fuck their dealer for their next fix, while watching my wife choke back sobs about the three tiny graves we have to “reminisce” about.

I’d like to offer the people of Texas a deal… I’ll save them several hundred thousands of tax dollars in housing and “treatment” for this waste of oxygen, and in exchange for they pay the gas for me to drive there and back home and I’ll GLADLY drown that bitch in a fucking bathtub with my bare hands.

I’d even throw in the ex- and the dumbfuck jury, no extra charge…"

If there is any justice in this world, that cunt will be fucking spayed as a condition of her release before some other sorry fuckwad decides that she is fuckable and knocks her up and gives her the chance to do it again...

I need to go blast something....

14 June 2006

Holy Offended Head-Hackers, Batman!!!

From http://michellemalkin.com/archives/005384.htm comes news that the sky is blue, water is wet and goat-raping terrorists don't have a sense of humor.

Apparently, one of Uncle Sugar's Misguided Children is multi-talented. In addition to breaking things and killing people, He can write, sing and play and is in a band. He wrote a song about the all too familiar enemy tactic of using women and children to lure G.I.'s into ambushes and as shields to hide behind when attacking Troops.

As he was performing for some of his buddies, he was videoed and now it has hit the Net and has offended the 'slims (pig piss be upon them). You remember your Muslim friends, don't you?? Those islamic, peace-loving, kill their own daughter for showing some intelligence, camel piss drinking, lop your fucking head off if you don't "submit" to their jihad assholes. You do know that "islam" means "submission" don't you?? (besides, I don't trust anyone who won't eat a smoked butt BBQ sammich)

And of course, the we hate America as much as you do, please don't hack my head off news media has seen the chance to bad-mouth the U.S. Military again, so they are cherry-picking parts of the lyrics to make it seem like The Marines are the Bad Guys, deftly side-stepping the truth and making the news as they see fit.

BAH!! Piss on the whole bloody worthless lot of 'em, bastards all... This Marine is the REAL American Idol.

I need to wash the taste of the news outta my mouth... I'm gonna go put a jihad on a bacon cheeseburger...

Decent copy of video and more 411 can be found here: http://tinyurl.com/zcr62
Audio mp3 can be found here: http://www.rayra.net/Political_Coverage/Hadji_Girl/HadjiGirl.mp3

Here's the lyrics, un-picked for your un-biased judging pleasure:
Hadji Girl

I was out in the sands of Iraq
and we were under attack
and I, well I didn't know where to go...

Then the first thing that I could see
was everybody's favorite, Burger King
so I threw open the door and I hit the floor...

Then sudden to my surprise
I looked up and I saw her eyes
and I knew it was love at first sight...

and she said
dirka, dirka, Mohammed jihad
sherpa, sherpa, bakala
hadji girl, I can't understand what you say...

and she said
dirka, dirka, Mohammed jihad
sherpa, sherpa, bakala
hadji girl, I love you anyway...

Then she said she wanted me to see,
she wanted me to go meet her family
but I, well I couldn't figure out how to say no
'cause I don't speak Arabic so ...

She took me down an old dirt trail
and she pulled up to a side shanty
and she threw open the door and I hit the floor...

cause her brother and her father shouted
dirka, dirka, Mohammed jihad
sherpa, sherpa, bakala
they pulled out their AK's so I could see...

and they said
dirka, dirka, Mohammed jihad
sherpa, sherpa, bakala
So I grabbed her little sister and put her in front of me...

As the bullets began to fly
the blood sprayed from between her eyes
and then I laughed manically...

Then I hid behind the TV
and I locked and loaded my M-16
and I blew those little fuckers to eternity...

and I said,
dirka, dirka, Mohammed jihad
sherpa, sherpa, bakala...
they should have known they were fucking with a Marine

09 June 2006

Odds And Ends

This is why I don't watch the news anymore...



Marine Corps Sensitivity Training (found at www.imao.us/)

"So, it's important not to shoot children," the Marine officer said, "unless they got it coming. Any questions?"

"Can we still shoot midgets?" Buck the Marine asked.

"Sure. The important thing is we don't want any wanton slaughter of civilians, because them Democrats love that and will use that to pull us out. Then, you won't get to kill anyone, and you don't want that, do you?"

"No, sir!" the Marines shouted.

"Can't we just shoot the Democrats?" Gomez asked.

"No, they ain't foreign, stupid," Buck told him.

"Hey, I was just trying to think outside the box.


In an effort to standardize workload measurements, it is requested that all employees please use the following definitions when quantifying the amount of work accomplished in a given time. (Metric conversions also provided below.)

(chart from www.softgreenglow.com/wp/

“Work-load measurements”

1-Load = The amount of work you can reasonably get done in 8 hours

1-Buttload = 1 Load plus your lunch break

1-Assload = 1 Buttload plus any and all breaks you are alotted

1-Shitload = Assload x 1.5

1- Fuckload = Shitload x 1.5

These are Standard American Equity measurements only.

Their Metric equivalents are as follows:

1-Loade = The amount of work you can get done in 4 hours

1-Bumloade - 1 Loade plus, the time normally spent complaining you are required to do too much work

1-Arseloade - 1 Bumloade, plus the time spent attempting to make the perfect pot of coffee (or spot of tea)

1-Shatload - 1 Arseload, plus you have someone else fill out your union grievance forms

There is no Fuckload Equivalent. Euros don’t work that hard.


From the Department of Groovy Shit:

http://earth.google.com/ - Hi-res, Hi-altitude aircraft and satellite photography overlayed with various mapping options, i.e. Highways. I found my crib and saw my car...

http://codefromthe70s.org/desktopearth_dl.asp - Desktop wallpaper program that shows the earth from space with day/night shadowing, weather systems in the lighted areas, city lights in the night. I have mine centered on CDT (GMT -6), updating every 5 minutes. There are other options as well...

http://setiathome.berkeley.edu/ - "E.T., This is Apu, customer service rep. from Springular NexMobil Telzon Inter-galactic, inc., and we need to speak about your overdue account..." Use the downtime your 'puter spends turned on, but not gaming or surfing porn, to search for E.T.

Receive downloads from ground stations around the world and use your free processing time and their software to analyze signals from space and look for a inter-galactic hook-up... ( I could go for one of those Orion slave girls...)

06 June 2006

Killing Three Birds With One Stone

It's amazing what kind of strange leaps of imagination the mind takes at 0300 while watching a GMC commercial, but this one sounds good to me...

A: Since that raving fucktard ex-president Carter decided to piss away a major strategic asset (The Panama Canal) to the control of a foreign, possibly enemy power.

B: Seeing as how we need border security to be tightened up.

And 3: Given the fact we have so many on the "Mo' Cheese" lists and sitting around in taxpayer funded rooms spending their Katrina-relief money on smokes and booze instead of re-building their worthless lives that are perfectly capable of doing Manuel la Bor, I have an idea...

So that if and when we need to get a shit-load of ships and materiel from the Altantic to the Pacific A.S.A.P. (say China decides to show it's red ass over Taiwan), and given the distinct possibility that whoever is in charge of the Panama Canal may decide he hates America and refuses our Navy passage (say the government of Panama, who is currently good-buddies with China), I say we take the Mo' Cheesers and Po' Katrineers and put their lazy asses to work to earn that welfare check and them food stamps and that gummint cheese by digging the MEXICAN CANAL!!!

A 1900-odd mile long waterway big enough to accomodate the carriers Reagan and Bush,(our two newest and biggest CVN's) side by side, from the Gulf of Mexico to the Pacific would shave a hell of a lot of miles and time off the trip down to the Panama Canal and then back North. And I'm sure that most if not all commercial sea carriers would pay the toll to save the miles/time to the Panama canal or around the Cape. Our newer carrier classes and a lot of supertankers can't go thru the panama canal

It would also make an effective barrier to 100%+ of the fucking beaners currently walking or wading across the border. The four draw-bridges (one for each of the Southern border states, mebbe 2 for Texas 'cuz it's so damn big) to allow vehicle crossings could be easily policed for wandering wetbacks to boot!!

Get survey teams on the line to plan the route and engineers to the drawing board to design the thing while the notifications of "Show up for your pre-work physical or don't bother looking for that next handout." are sent out. That takes care of welfare reform and puts otherwise jobless Americans back to work. Job programs have been done before, i.e. The Works Progress Administration, The Hoover Dam, the TVA, the Eisenhower Interstate Highway project, so it's not unheard of.

Guard Troops are already being sent down that way, just equip them to take on the mexican army. Abrahms, Apaches and all, there's your border/canal project security. And I know if it was my ass down there, I'd rather ride in a hummvee or M1 on patrol than dig ditches and string wire or shuffle papers. Then when mexican army thugs show up, I doubt that they can intimidate an AH-64 or M1 like they can a border town Sheriff with a just glock on his hip and 870 on the dash of the cruiser. And when Vincente Fox starts bitchin', we tell him to go get fucked in the neck with a battle axe.

When it's all said and done, the southern border will be secured and we'll be able to start cleaning up the illegals already here and tossing their asses back to mexico. We'll have a fast, secure route from sea to shining sea for unfettered trade and military use, and we'll have a large corp of trained Americans that can take on other projects vital to The United States' future. Projects like rebuilding our highways and bridges, working with American oil companies to tap the vast deposits of oil we have under our control and building new processing facilities for it, and of course there's always the option of another canal from the Great Lakes to the Pacific for a second cross country waterway. (Not to mention that since some of the terrorist goat-rapers caught in Canada over the weekend have ties to folks in The States, a cautious eye toward the North is warranted in my opinion.)

I think I'll use this as a plank in my platform when I run for President in '08, but I think I'd have an easier time of getting it implemented after I sign a Presidental Order offically opening Congress Critter Season.

Upon reflection, I think Abrahms and Apaches would be overkill. Strykers and Blackhawks with Vulcan cannons in the doors could smoke the Frito Banditos

05 June 2006

D-Day Post

Sixty-two years ago today, over 150,000 young men stormed the beach at Normandy, France. Nearly 10,000 casualties and over 4,000 dead later, the Allies had the toe-hold they needed to start the push to Berlin and kick the "Thousand Year Reich"'s collective ass.

Think about that today and take a moment to give thanks to those men, living and dead, that you ain't reading this in German. (Not that we'd have the 'net or the freedom to say anything against the state had Hitler won)

I found the following on the 'net a few days ago and was wondering how to work it into a post. It's a note from All Servicemen and Vets (living and dead) to all those that want to Support The Troops in word and deed, but aren't quite sure of what to do...

"Dear Civilians: We know that the current state of affairs in our Great nation has many civilians up in arms and excited to join the military.

For those of you who can’t join, you can still lend a hand. Here are a few of the areas where we would like your assistance:

1. The next time you see an adult talking (or wearing a hat) during the playing of the National Anthem — kick their ass.

2. When you witness, firsthand, someone burning the American Flag in protest — kick their ass.

3. Regardless of the rank they held while they served, pay the highest amount of respect to all veterans. If you see anyone doing otherwise, quietly pull them aside and explain how these veterans fought for the very freedom they bask in every second. Enlighten them on the many sacrifices these veterans made to make this Nation great. Then hold them down while a disabled veteran kicks their ass.

4. (GUYS) If you were never in the military, DO NOT pretend that you were. Wearing battle dress uniforms (BDUs) or Jungle Fatigues, telling others that you used to be “Special Forces,” and collecting GI Joe memorabilia, might have been okay when you were seven years old. Now, it will only make you look stupid and get your ass kicked.

5. Next time you come across an Air Force member, do not ask them, “Do you fly a jet?” Not everyone in the Air Force is a pilot. Such ignorance deserves an ass-kicking (children are exempt).

6. If you witness someone calling the US Coast Guard ‘non-military’, inform them of their mistake — and kick their ass.

7. Next time Old Glory (the US flag) prances by during a parade, get on your damn feet and pay homage to her by placing your hand over your heart. Quietly thank the military member or veteran lucky enough to be carrying her — of course, failure to do either of those could earn you a severe ass-kicking.

8. Don’t try to discuss politics with a military member or a veteran. We are Americans, and we all bleed the same, regardless of our party affiliation. Our Chain of Command is to include our Commander-In-Chief (CinC). The President (for those who didn’t know) is our CinC regardless of political party. We have no inside track on what happens inside those big important buildings where all those representatives meet. All we know is that when those civilian representatives screw up the situation, they call upon the military to go straighten it out. If you keep asking us the same stupid questions repeatedly, you will get your ass kicked!

9. ‘Your mama wears combat boots’ never made sense to me—stop saying it! If she did, she would most likely be a vet and therefore, could kick your ass!

10. Bin Laden and the Taliban are not Communists, so stop saying ‘Let’s go kill those Commies!’ And stop asking us where he is! Crystal balls are not standard issue in the military. That reminds me—if you see anyone calling those damn psychic phone numbers, let me know, so I can go kick their ass!

11. ‘Flyboy’ (Air Force), ‘Jarhead’ (Marines), ‘Grunt’ (Army), ‘Squid’ (Navy), ‘Puddle Jumpers’ (Coast Guard), etc., are terms of endearment we use describing each other. Unless you are a service member or vet, you have not earned the right to use them. That could get your ass kicked.

12. If you ever see anyone either standing for or singing the national anthem in Spanish - KICK THEIR ASS - OR CALL ME AND I WILL KICK THEIR ASS!

13. Last, but not least, whether or not you become a member of the military, support our troops and their families. Every Thanksgiving and religious holiday that you enjoy with family and friends, please remember that there are literally thousands of soldiers, sailors, marines and airmen far from home wishing they could be with their families. Thank God for our military and the sacrifices they make every day. Without them, our country would get its ass kicked.”

"It is the veteran, not the reporter, who has given us freedom of the press. It is the veteran, not the poet, who has given us freedom of speech. It is the veteran, not the campus organizer, who has given us the freedom to demonstrate. It is the veteran, not the preacher, who has given us freedom of religion. It is the Military who salutes the flag, who serves beneath the flag, and whose coffin is draped by the flag, who allows the protester to burn the flag."

Go to www.dday.org/ to learn more.

History. Learn it, Love it and don't repeat the stupid parts...

'Nuff Said...

04 June 2006

I Knew It...

While looking for showtimes for X-Men III, I ran across this quiz. I knew there was a reason that this character always struck a chord with me...

Which X-Men character are you most like?

You are Wolverine!! A loner by nature, you feel uncomfortable when around those you don't know and even those you do. You are awkward when it comes to relationships, but fiercely loyal to those you love.
Take this quiz!

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Go take the quiz and let's find out who's who around here, and if you can't post your HTML results in comments, email them to me and I'll give you your very own X-Man result post. I'll be back later with the thumbs up/down on this flick.

UPDATE: It was excellent. Not quite what I expected from some of the reviews I've read, but it was at least on par with the first two. It was good enough that it seemed to be over too quick. The only indication that it's 1.75 hours long was the complaining from my ass about sitting too long in one position.

A couple of unexpected twists, but nothing that strays too far from the comic books. If you haven't seen it yet, be sure to stick around until after the end credits for a surprise treat. It's less than a minute long but drew several "HELL YEAH!!"'s from those that knew to hang out, and leaves the door open for a sequel.

Another indication of how good it is, Ol' Lady stayed awake thru the whole thing. High marks from someone who will nod off in the first 15-20 minutes of a flick if it dosen't catch her attention right outta the gate. Especially an Action/Super-Hero movie. Although, regarding the "Easter Egg", she did say "We sat thru all the credits for THAT?!?!"

And sorry about the hard to read text in my quiz results, but I know exactly jack-shit about HTML so I don't know what to edit or how to do it to make it stand out better. So either hi-light it like you are gonna "copy" it or wait until someone geekier than me tells me how to change it.