Sometimes, Jury Duty Doesn't Suck, Or, My Ass Can Kick Your Ass

Man, am I in the WRONG line of work...

A Bulgarian woman and a Romanian man have the world's best-looking bottoms, according to the jury of a backside beauty contest sponsored by a lingerie firm, a company spokeswoman said Thursday.

Beyond a 10,000-euro (14,400-dollar) cash prize, Kristina Dimitrova, 19, and 24-year-old Andrei Andrei each won a modelling contract for the company's next international advertising campaign as well as a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury.

Some 15,000 people from 29 countries responded to a call by the European company Triumph to post photos of their backsides on the Internet three months ago.

If you wanna see The Best Male Ass, y'all can Google up that shit for yourselves...

...a year-long insurance policy for their rear ends in case of injury.

What if they lose their ass in a poker game???