To All Enemies, Foreign And Domestic...

Fuck You.

Dear Rest Of The World...

Kiss My Red, White And Blue American Ass.



Signed,

Me and JMFL...

And the rest of the American Military that are liberating your pathetic asses.

That Nigger's Crazy

I remember a time long ago, in a galaxy far, far away, when I was a teenager. And I had recently obtained that marvel of modern technology, a portable cassette player/recorder, similar to this one...



And I also remember one of the first tapes I bought that I basically had to smuggle into the house because Dad would not approve of it because...

A: Richard Pryor was a nigger...

B: Richard Pryor was a profane nigger.

So I remember playing the tape with the volume down at a barely audible level, holding the speaker up to my ear, and trying to suppress my giggling like a 'tard in a helmet so I wouldn't be heard and have my comedic transgression exposed.

Now, 28 years later, I can laugh my ass off as loud as I want to one of the funniest motherfuckers on the planet, and thanks to the intarweb and youtoob, I can share teh funneh with the rest of you morons...

What Happens When Marines Run Out Of Things To Break And People To Kill??

Like the Brothers they are, they turn on each other...



(Found at Misha's place)

It's March 14th. You Know What That Means...

It's Steak And A Blowjob Day!!

Monday Motivation

And a piece of advise from Kemp over at AoSHQ...

When in doubt remember, if it flies, floats or fucks, rent it.

What Every Man Wants In Bed

Wanna make your man happy??? Pay attention.

VOYAGER - The Lost Episode

...Hey, the plot ain't any more far fetched than some of the ones that made it on air...

Your Parents Hate You

...And want you to get your ass kicked in school and fail in life because you have a stupid fucking name.

And the object of future ridicule?? Tyrant Chrome

Maybe he won't be a total failure, their might be some basic computer skills in his DNA, as evidenced by the inspiration for the name...

This listing is for:

One Elite Tyrant Chrome Wheel. 22x9.5, 6 Lug (6x5.5/139.7) with a +18 offset, Chrome Wheel. This application fits many vehicles. Wheel is Brand New in perfect condition. This is one of the last wheels on the planet, very hard to find wheel. Please call or email with any questions. Price is for ONE wheel; One very hard to find wheel!

Of course millions of morons are on EBay at any given moment, so that ain't saying much about how deep the IQ pool is at babymomma Shaniece's crib...

UPDATE:

I can see this happening at a Christmas in young Mr. Chrome's future...

Monday Motivation