Daily Dark Chocolate Fortune Cookie

Heard on Spike TV that a little dark chocolate a day helps keep The Hi-BP Monster away... (high blood pressure not that other life sucking monster, British Petrol.)

Told Ol' Lady about it and next thing I know, TAA-DAA!!! Bag-O-Dark Choco-bites!!! (ok... that's bullshit I know... there's more candy and chocolate around here than at Willy Wonka's crib, but it sounded good, almost like she cares...)

Anyway, the wrappers around the bites have bits of wisdom printed on the inside of the foil and I thought while I'm preserving my vital life force, I'd share said "fortunes"...

"Be mischievous. It feels good."