While You're Away

The Ol' Lady is off to a family reunion in Ill-Annoys, and I'm in bachelor mode this weekend.

So in between putting the Val-U-Rite Vodka in the freezer, setting up the brass pole and the Jello wrestling pool, and before the teenage cheerleaders and their Y-strings (as in why bother..) arrive, I thought I'd post a little something special for her...