One Solution For Two Problems: High Gas Prices And Illegal Aliens

(Stolen from The Grouchy Old Cripple...)

Just an idea. . . .COULD WORK YOU KNOW!

The best way to stop using so much gas is to deport 11 million
illegal immigrants! That would be 11 million less people
using our gas. The price of gas would come down.

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the border. When they
catch an illegal immigrant crossing the border,
hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him
to Iraq.

Tell him if he wants to come to America then he must serve a tour
in the military. Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax
him on it.

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he
defended this country. He will also be registered to be taxed and
be a legal patriot. This option will probably deter
illegal immigration and provide a solution for the
troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the
canteen, rifle or ammo. Problem solved.