Call The CDC...(mebbe...)
But the past couple of days has been because I've fallen ill with either the flu that's going around, or it's Captain Tripps. If y'all don't hear from me in a day or three, you'll know it was the latter.
If it turns out to be Tube Neck, get in touch with the Centers for Disease Control, and tell 'em to bring their moon-suits. And besides, it's really hard to type when your eyes are burning with fever...
(For your chance to win a door prize, be the first one to correctly name the book and author referenced in this post, and you'll win a big ol' sloppy kiss and a few days of abject misery.)