09 February 2007

Juke Box Jams: Eagles - Dirty Laundry

Well, as you probably know by now, the trainwreck formerly known as Vickie Lynn Hogan was pronounced dead at 1445 EST yesterday. And with the exception of that island of class Special Report with Brit Hume, we are now in the "All Anna Nicole Smith, All The Time" news cycle. I first heard of her being found "unresponsive" at appx. 1345-1400 CST, and for the next 4 hours, the vultures circling and repeating each other about nothing new was the ONLY "NEWS".

Cavuto, who supposedly covers business, dedicated the first half of his show to the circus. Then when he finally got around to the interview I tuned in to watch, he interrupted Clint Eastwood, hollywood star and movie mogul, to cut to a press conference with some schmuck, know-nothing cop with a bunch of bullshit stars on his collar getting his fat face on the tube by stating, "We don't know shit.", and answering questions with, "We don't know shit".

The only thing more disgusting was Greta Van Gossipcolumn sliming her foul "If it's sick, twisted, disgusting, perverted deathsexdrugs, I'll be covering it" act onto 2 or 3 other shows besides her own hour long cess pool. I bet that we get at least 2-3 weeks of Weekly World News-class coverage outta her fucked up face.

So with that ray of sunshine about the next few weeks of stellar news coverage in mind, I present you with this...



A PRE-EMPTIVE FUCK OFF TO THOSE WHO WOULD THROW THE "RUPERT MURDOCK" COMMENT AT THE START IN MY FACE. HENLEY'S POLITICS AIN'T THE POINT, THE SONG IS. ABCNBCCBSCNNPMSNBC AND THE REST ARE ALL BIASED, THEY JUST SWING FROM THE OTHER SIDE OF THE PLATE.

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